A catholic Priest who is known to be very self-opionated and uses his large following of Facebook to address some of the ills happening in the Nigerian body polity has taken to his Facebook account to make some satirical submissions that directly touches on the electoral heist committed by INEC led by Prof. Mahmmod Yakubu and the recent forgery of the academic records of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu. Below are the excerpts of his piece:
Blood Money
My concept of blood money came from Nollywood.
It started with the movie, Living In Bondage.
Then, there was another one.
Kenneth Okonkwo or was it Kanayo O Kanayo?
Whichever,
He had a secret room in his apartment. He sacrificed a young boy and kept his body locked in that room.
Anytime he needs money, he goes into the room, locks the door, and just calls the boy's name and the boy will start vomiting money.
The more he calls, the more money he vomits.
All the so-called blood money or money rituals you hear of are premised on this sort of tale.
You are to sacrifice a loved one. The moment you do, money will start flowing. You become super rich.
Interesting!
Even as a young boy then, I questioned how you could call the name of the person you sacrificed, and he would begin to vomit money.
Which money? Does he print it in his stomach? If yes, then it must be counterfeit since it was not certified by the central bank of the country.
If you say it is not counterfeit, does it have the bank numbering and authenticity that it was issued by them?
If yes,
Then, the money will just disappear from the bank or its owners and appear in the stomach of the boy who will begin to vomit them?
If that is possible, then the boy could as well vomit Bournvita, chocolate, or even chicken. I reasoned.
The boy is in the room, he is dead and not dead. He does not decay, yet he does not live. He just keeps vomiting money.
It did not make sense to me. And it never made sense because it does not happen that way.
So, I concluded. . . .
There is nothing like Blood Money in the way we know it.
This was what made sense to me then, and even now:
When you join a secret cult or fraternity... You can be asked to kill someone you love to prove your loyalty.
Then, when they see your loyalty, they begin to trust you. The best they do is to link you with their wealthy brothers in the same fraternity.
If you are into business, they will order goods from you since you are in the brotherhood.
You can inflate the contract. That is why one person used 355 Billion Naira to conduct elections.
That is blood money.
That is why many projects in Nigeria will be uncompleted.
That is why the most qualified don't get the job or contract.
Most of the big men you see are in a group.
Call it a secret cult or fraternity, you will be correct.
What if your president and the INEC boss or even the Judge are in one fraternity?
Think about it.
Another way could be through robbery.
They have boys who are armed robbers. They rob banks or people of millions and bring the money to the group to share.
That is blood money.
Even kidnapping is blood money.
But telling me that the money will magically fall from nowhere because you killed someone you loved, and suddenly you become rich. . . that one is the story of Tinubu graduating from a secondary school before it was even founded.
Lori Iro!
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